VANSICKLE ENTERS PRESIDENTIAL RACE AT FINAL HOUR AND CLIMBS IN EVERY NATIONAL POLL
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Ray L. VanSickle, 50, of Uniontown, Pennsylvania has shocked the political world today as he has announced his independent political campaign for President of the United States of America. He has already climbed to the top of the campaign polls and is ready to pack up and move into the White House in January. There is no doubt that he will win and his family and friends are thrilled for this new venture for him and the nation. Political yard signs and bumper stickers are free at any Apple Store around the country. He has been endorsed by the Pope, Apple, Inc. and all teacher unions. It is suspected that Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton will both suspend their campaigns by tomorrow since they are both in single digits in every national poll. Log onto www.vansickleforpotus.com for additional information.
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