Breaking news from overseas America's First China to change Chinese New Years to America's New Year's cuz it's too confusing

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A very long time ago there was about a group of 40 American businessman who decided that if they move to China business would be great and all that other good stuff well one day they woke up very early after a night of drinking only going to sleep about an hour after drinking to be woken up but what is known buy mini people of the Chinese culture to be the Chinese New Year now the American people realized they have to be stopped it was disrespectful to celebrate New Years
So blah blah blah blah blah Hot Shots and Shadow Houma la la la la Hakuna Matata supercalifragilisticexpialidocious holy s*** did that just happen

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