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Yesterday at approximately 6:30pm, a 16 year old, now been named as "Megan Leigh Neal", assaulted a 16 year old girl "Bridie mae evans" in doncaster town centre. The young girl was desovered with bruises to the face and body, allond with a bad injury to the face. Bridie gave a statement stating she had later that day purchased a packet of quorn from the local tescos. She had notified her friend, Megan, on this and the girl immediately paid a visit to Bridie as she finished up her shopping. Here Bridie was asulted and the qwarn she had bought later that day was stolen. Megan Leigh Neil is still on the run with the quorn, along with her friends dignaty. If she is seen please notify the police.
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