Penhale stand trial for snagging ewok in primark
Sunday 17 January 61742 Shares
35 year old man stand trial Swansea crown Court, he was walking around primark off his tits on mad dog 20/20...when he spotted ewok shopping, Lee started dry humping ewok leg...singing " face down ass up that's way Lee like fcked" then Lee took victim knickers off ewok & slipped him his length in front horrified shoppers..... Judge finder said "Mr Penhale is danger too society & he need locking up throw away the key!!!
We asked Mr Penhale for comment - I'm chuffed as fck, I always wanted b on evening post & my dream come true. Would like thank my Mam eggs & Dad sperm for making legend.... !! My autobiography b out while I'm in prison....hope too get Rose West & Yorkshire ripper...too write about how tidey books I am!!