Local Woman Kelly Mandic Accused of Being TOO Sexy?

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Local Woman Kelly Mandic Accused of Being TOO Sexy?

There has been much talk in the news this week regarding the level of sexiness that is acceptable to display. Police are looking for Kelly Mandic, as there is an active warrant for her arrest on charges of exceeding acceptable sexiness levels.

This has not been a shock to people close to the suspect that know her well. "Kelly has always been sexy..." said her husband of many years. "...I always knew this would catch up to her one day", he continued.

The warrant is Canada wide and police have set up road blocks near her frequent haunts like the gym and Masonville Mall.

DISCLAIMER
If you see the suspect, contact the police immediately. She is know to be armed and sexy.


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