"Indecency" Results in Arrest in Panama City Beach

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Two Alabama men have been detained indefinitely after being arrested last night for indecency and unruly behavior. Joey E. Wade and Curtis L. Wilkerson were pulled from a holding pond on Thomas Drive after leading police on a three block chase on stolen bicycles. Allegedly, witnesses say Wade and Wilkerson were seen outside of the Largo Mar condominiums playing an erotic version of leapfrog wearing only University of Alabama thongs and day-glo muscle shirts. At one point, witnesses say, Mr. Wade attempted to climb the fence at Largo Mar but slipped and fell, becoming suspended by his Crimson Tide thong. Mr. Wilkerson allegedly took an inordinate amount of time attempting to free him, even leaving at one point to buy liquid butter from the Dollar General across Thomas Drive. Witnesses say that the constant bear hugs between them coupled with the sound of squishy liquid butter was offensive and shocking, even for Panama City Beach. Earlier in the evening, Mr. Wade was both photographed and videotaped trying to climb a greased flagpole at Walmart while completely nude. A crowd gathered, believing that they were witnessing the attempts by a small bear, when it was revealed that it was, in fact, a small hairy man. Please contact the Panama City Beach Police Department if you have any information regarding this case.

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