Teaser to Reunite for Cruise

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All surviving members of the legendary Ohio Valley original rock band Teaser will reunite for the 2018 Legends of Pittsburgh Rock Cruise. Band founders Chris Bontos and Butch Maxwell recently stated that they reached an agreement with all ten other musicians who played with the group during the 1980s to put aside their differences for a series of shows exclusively on the cruise. Also on the bill are other Pittsburgh-area favorites from that era, such as Norm Nardini and the Tigers, the Silencers, and the Spuds. The cruise is scheduled for April of next year on the Gateway Dinghy, which will cruise the Allegheny, Monongahela, and Ohio Rivers, with exotic ports of call in Ford City, Brownsville, West Mifflin, Steubenville and Moundsville. Band spokes-head Deborah Delicious noted that she would expect the cruise to sell out quickly if it were not for the fact that this is 100 per cent fake news. "Just teasing," Delicious said.

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