Bigfoot Finally Found at Salt Fork State Park

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Bigfoot Finally Found at Salt Fork State Park

It has been learned that a local man found the body of a dead Bigfoot in a wildlife area of Salt Fork while hiking on a trail in the northern part of the park. He called Bigfoot researcher Doug Waller who investigated and determined the creature to have been about 7 and a half feet tall and covered in hair. Through on site examination, the creature was bipedal and greatly resembled a very primitive type of human. Park Rangers have secured the body and have secured it in a private facility for further and more complete examination.

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