Cruz Rumored to be Working with Martians on Senate Health Care Bill

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Cruz Rumored to be Working with Martians on Senate Health Care Bill

Mired in the legislative "nothingburger" that is the pathetic attempt to repeal and replace the Affordable Care Act, a desperately impotent GOP has turned to Ted Cruz. Cruz has enlisted representatives from Mars (his dog whistle for ALEC) for his skulduggery in the drafting of a proposal that in his words, "is dang sure to get a good score from that pesky CBO. With the right wording, we're bound to annihilate both coverage for those 22 million freeloaders and the oppressive taxes on the rich, while deceiving enough folks to get it passed in the Senate."


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