Big foot caught pleasing himself off of West road.
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On the night of July 4th, 2017 what is believed to be a Bigfoot like creature standing 8 foot tall was seen off of West road nearest a goat farm. The man reports seeing the large creature standing close to the pasture where his goats reside. Mr. Wilson says "I couldn't believe my eyes, there he was rubbing what looked to be a baseball bat!" Upon closer inspection Mr. Wilson realized the large creature was pleasuring himself. Experts weighed in and all have agreed that this is typical behavior of sasquatch like creatures when startled by loud noises such as fireworks. No further reports of the creature or his baseball bat have been made.
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