Samuel Garcia Gets a Little Too Drunk at Elephant Butte Lake, NM
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Nearby hikers and displaced former mall-walkers were treated to a rather peculiar site this morning; as former Springer resident, and self-proclaimed world backgammon champion Samuel Garcia was spotted on a sandy embankment along the shore of Elephant Butte Lake. Wrapped under a tattered white tarp, and reeking of sadness and shame, Garcia was Initially presumed dead. A brave soul decided to examine the scene further, only to discover that Garcia was merely, as Garcia would later go on to say, "totally ripped, and crazy hung-over". Surprised that Garcia was alive and well, the crowd was left wondering how this situation had come to pass in the first place. We eventually caught up to Garcia after he had a chance to recover from the ordeal (approximately 3 days later) to ask him what possible reason he could have to risk his well being and safety for the sake of a (as it turns out) party-gone-wrong. Garcia elaborated that the local High School had recently held a ceremony celebrating the graduation of 5 Springer students, and that the graduation of Springer's most recent alumni was "reason enough".
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