Canadian Pacific Railway head promises 100 profit sharing.

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President and CEO Kieth Creel stunned investors today buy proposing a profit sharing plan the would distribute 100 of current and future profits to be distributed amongst its 13000 plus employees in the US and Canada with 60 months or longer service to CP. This was followed by the announcement that massive furloughs would take place after the hiring of "fresh new highly trained trainmen". After a thorough study conducted by a special task force comprised of a hand selected group by Prime Minister Trudeau, CP will receive a grant to ease the transition from its current workforce to an elite, streamlined group of Somalians and Syrian "super rails" that will not fall under current labor laws. "It's a win-win for everyone that matters" remarked Creel, while doing a jig on top of his desk.

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