Newport News man jailed for streaking.

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Newport News man jailed for streaking.

While on a family vacation in Gatlinburg, Tennessee, a 33 year old father of 3 was arrested for indecent exposure. While highly intoxicated, Jonathan Lineberry was "dared" by his wife of 10 years to "streak across the parking lot". While doing so, she locked the condo room door to further the joke and that's when it went too far. A young couple and their daughters were walking through the parking lot when they saw the "wild, crazy, naked, drunk, homeless man trying to break into a condo", as described by the passing father. As his wife was amazed at the sight, and the father is a jealous rage, the passerby tackled Lineberry to the ground and laid on him until Gatlinburg City Police arrived. Jonathan, of Newport News was released on $15,000 bond at 11am Friday morning, and evicted from his family's vacation rental.

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