Dead Dog Man Confirmed at Syers Lake, Irons MI
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Irons, MI: The dead body of the elusive Dog Man was recently discovered on a northern shore at Syers Lake on Wednesday by a UTV Driver and his wife. The couple, who wish to remain anonymous, are from Centreville, MI and have heard of the reports of recent sightings of the creature in the Irons area.
The riders described the creature as being between 8 and 8.5 feet tall, and between 600 to 800 pounds in weight, covered with black hair, and possessing broad, muscular shoulders, Slim waist, Long legs & Arms reaching the knees. Paw like hands (no opposable thumb); Palms and base of feet hairless. Feet are very large (18 to 24 inches long) with five toes and long nails.
The ATV enthusiasts are avid outdoorsman, the husband told the Lake County Sheriff Investigators that "I was skeptical about all the recent stories I heard of The Dogman here in the Baldwin area, but after actually seeing one in the flesh, it scared the hell out of me!" he admitted.
He did state to this reporter that the creature had a compound fracture of its right leg and cause of death may have been due to infection. We must also report that the remains were removed under tight security by the military to an undisclosed location.
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