Dallas Cowboys Make NFL History, Sign First Female Quarterback

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July 14, 2017
Frisco, Texas

In a surprise press conference held today at The Star, Cpowboys Owner Jerry Jones announced the signing of Dawn R. McCoy, as the team's new Quarterback. McCoy will replace rookie standout Ezekiel Elliott in the position, starting off the 2017 season.

"Dawn is a standout athlete," Jones said, "And we feel she's the perfect fit to this team, giving us the best chance to bring home the Lombardi Trophy."

When reached for comment, McCoy said, "What? What are you guys smoking?"

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