Luke Smailes Uncovered As Alien Terrorist Sleeper Cell...
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On Tuesday 43rd of May, police raided Luke Smailes' residence due to noise complaints of a sexually abusive nature only to find the suspect in open video communication with two extraterrestrial beings described as "Tall and genital shaped". The juvenile has been taken into custody to be interrogated by the CIA to see if in fact he is a threat or it was just two disfigured penises on his screen. - Flannybop Reporter Man
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