Bigfoot body discovered on horse farm in Darlington Maryland
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Darlington Maryland horse farm : The dead body of the elusive Sasquatch was recently discovered on a northern Harford County horse farm by a gentleman known only as Mr.Burk. I want to stay as anonymous as possible but the locals should be made aware of this creature and it's discovery. Especially one of the cryptid nature and thought to be only a myth. The dead body of the elusive Sasquatch was recently discovered on the farm by Mr. Burk who says he has heard of the reports of recent sightings of the Bigfoot in the Darlington and Street areas of Harford County.The creature was described as being between 8 and 8.5 feet tall, and between 600 to 800 pounds in weight Covered with redish hair, and possessing broad, muscular shoulders. Slim waist. Long legs. Arms reaching the knees. Ape-like hands (no opposable thumb). Palms and base of feet hairless. Feet very large (18 to 24 inches long) with five toes.
Mr. Burk, an avid outdoorsman and hunter, told the Harford County Sheriff Investigators that "I was skeptical about all the recent stories I heard of Bigfoot here but after actually seeing one in the flesh, it scared the hell out of me!" he admitted.
He did state to this reporter that the creature had a large hole in its right leg and the cause of death may have been due to infection. We must also report that the remains were removed under tight security by the military to an undisclosed location.
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