Sasquatch Sighting in Ann Arbor Near Columbus Court Terrifies Couple
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A sasquatch sighting occurred in Ann Arbor, Michigan, on Wednesday by an apartment renter and his wife. The renters, who wish to remain anonymous, are located at Arbor Landings Apartments on Columbus Court.
The couple described the creature as being between 8 and 8.5 feet tall, and between 600 to 800 pounds in weight, covered with black hair, and possessing broad, muscular shoulders. Other features noted were a slim waist, long legs, arms reaching the knees, and ape-like hands (no opposable thumb). The woman described the palms and base of the feet as hairless. Both individuals said the feet were very large (18 to 24 inches long) with five toes.
The male renter told Washtenaw County Sheriff investigators that, "I was skeptical about all the recent stories I heard of Bigfoot in Michigan, but after actually seeing one in the flesh, it scared the hell out of me!"
He also reported that he and his wife jog daily on a trail circling a pond at the end of Columbus Court, and had heard rustling in the nearby wooded area the previous day.
"We will not be jogging around here anymore," his wife stated. "In fact, we're packing our bags!"
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