Sidney Crosby Out For The Season
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Pittsburgh Penguin Sidney Crosby will miss the upcoming season due to a mid- ice collision at the annual, "Sid's Diving Camp". The event, which is attended by Penguins prospects from their minor league affiliates. It is designed to prepare the next generation of Penguins to "Excell to their fullest potential... just as Sid Crosby has done. Using these simple steps taught in this seminar" according to Owner, and former Penguins Captain, Mario Lemieux.
When asked how the injury occurred, Mr. Lemieux stated,
" Sid was demonstrating a new maneuver that he was preparing for the 2018 season. It is a dangerous, yet graceful move in which he fully trajectory himself across the ice." According to fellow teammate, Kris Letang says "Mr. Cosby endearingly calls his latest masterpiece the Triple Lindy". I can tell you that after spending years playing with Sidney, that this is truly his Magnus Opus."
The entire Pittsburgh community is in shock. This is what makes Sidney's injury so much more devastating. After years of perfecting his craft, Mr . Crosby injured himself on the precipice of achieving his life time goal..."the Triple Lindy".
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