Alledged Abductee Admits Alien Encouter Was A Lie
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Local Roswell, NM bovine, Betsy or Tag 209 for short, has denounced her local fame for alledgedly being abducted, studied, and returned by visiting aliens as reported by her own, Farmer Jebediah Beggs.
A court ordered pet psychic was called to question and interpret Betsy over these allegations. No charges have been filed against Farmer Beggs yet but MSN may sue for defamation of character while CNN currently has no policy in place to discourage false reports.