Bill Clinton Leaving Hillary For Caitlyn

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According to insiders at Benson Patterson and Pratt, Bill Clinton's attorney's office, Bill has filed for divorce from the former secretary of state and has plans to marry Caitlyn Jenner, whom he has reportedly been having an affair with since she was Bruce Jenner. Hillary is reported to be furious and has had knowledge of the affair since May of last year, but chose to keep the secret to keep from disrupting her presidential campaign.

Sources close to Jenner stated the attraction to the former president was the impetus for the change in gender identification for Caitlyn. "One way or another, I'll make him notice me" Jenner was said to have stated, repeatedly playing the popular Blondie song "One Way Or Another" on her (then his) portable record player late at night.

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