Study: JAK's Place Grilled Cheese & Tomato Soup Has Healing Powers

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Study: JAK's Place Grilled Cheese & Tomato Soup Has Healing Powers

In a study done by Middle Kentucky State of the West Coast School for Clownology, it has been found that the Grilled Cheese & Tomato Soup has similar healing powers of tribal witch doctors.

Chief Scientist from MKSWCSC, Dr. Patrick McBuddem, PHD said "We found traces of Unicorn glitter and Chuck Norris's image showed up under 300x Microscope ... Never seen anything like it ... And I was the head researcher on the Study that proved "People who have More Birthdays, Live Longer!" so you KNOW I'm a pretty awesome Scientist"

The study will be ongoing for the next several year's at JAK's Place, located at 7000 Southwest Highway, Chicago Ridge IL


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