Omaha man calls in to work dead,and promises to return to work in 3 days

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North Omaha, native Andre Lewis, steps outside and realizes that it IS SO HOT,and has ran out of excuses for calling in sick. This Negro called in dead. Told his boss he would return to work in 3 days.
Funeral services will be held at Club 2000 on Thursday night during karaoke, food for the repast willing be provided by Skeet's BBQ. No $2 shots will be offered this night. BYOB is strongly recommend

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