EMPLOYEES BEAT COLLEAGUE TO DEATH FOR SINGING OUT OF TUNE

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EMPLOYEES BEAT COLLEAGUE  TO DEATH FOR SINGING OUT OF TUNE

Late Wednesday afternoon 3 employees of Pfaff BMW were accused of kicking and stomping 54 year old Jeff Morrison ( No relation to Jim) of Milton, ON. The incident occurred shortly after
lunch break at the luxury dealership when Jeff whom considers himself a song aficionado kept singing Elton John and Super tramp way out of tune, sometimes slurry his words or forgetting lyrics altogether. Thats when Shannon Heimann 48 of Windsor ON snapped and proceeded to
smash Jeffs own keyboard over his head while he hummed loudly to Goodbye yellow brick road.
"Thats when things got really out of hand!" states Lyle ( pronounced Ly-ell-a) As Zamin his closest colleague started stomping on Jeff's stomach with her 4" high heels breaking 2 of his floating ribs and ending his singing days. Chad Dowe is charged as an accessory after the fact as he carried Jeff's lifeless body and propped him up in the drivers seat of his BMW. Jeff was found without vital signs by Lucie Goodbrand as she was keying his vehicle for parking too close. She was released with a promise to appear in court August 8th. The other 3 accused are slated to appear August 12th. Jeffs remains will be cremated and spread over Bishop Redding High schools football field

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