Man hurts self after reaching up own anus, sources say

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Man hurts self after reaching up own anus, sources say

News is still pouring in after a Texas dumbf*ck hurt himself after attempting what appears to be a homoerotic stunt on himself, local sources tell Newswest69. Justin Holcomb, dumbf*ck, had his arm in his anul cavity when he got it stuck in his anus. "I'm honestly really super confused because I've had so much up there that I thought one more arm would be fine. Boy was I wrong and dumbf*ckery." At publishing time Justin was trying his other arm. Stay tuned for further updates.