The Messiah Has Arrived!
Wednesday 29 January 87867 Shares
In a stunning turn of events today, the Jewish Messiah, or "Moshiach" in Hebrew, which means "annoyed" revealed himself at 12:59 pm Pacific Standard Time. The first flickerings of new global peace has already ensued as leaders of both North Korea and Iran have both proactively contacted the White House in attempt to open a line of communication. The man's name which has yet to be revealed, began intervievening between the Jewish and Muslim population in Israel, bringing the two sides together all while wielding a heavy hand. More on this breaking story as news comes in.