HBTS HOA Announces Hurricane Plywood Boarding Restrictions
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Holley-By-The-Sea HOA officials have announced new restrictions to be placed on using plywood to protect windows during hurricanes. The HOA announced the restrictions Tuesday in run up to the preparation for Hurricane Irma.
One HOA official, who wished to remain anonymous, claimed that plywood "covering windows during hurricanes is a real eyesore...so in an effort to enhance the HBTS community during hurricanes, we are directing that homeowners paint wildlife and nature scenes over their plywood window coverings."
The initiative begins immediately. The HOA has stated that stickmen figures and so-forth will not work and to meet their standards less artist inclined homeowners should contract local artists to paint their plywood. "I know many local artists that are very good at painting nature scenes on plywood and I am hoping we take a direct hit from Hurricane Irma so I can see all the fantastic results" said another HBTS HOA member. Homeowners are being asked to not paint Jesus or religious scenes on their plywood artistry as others may find it offensive. "We want top notch artistry on the plywood covering our homeowners homes so don't screw around spray painting cuss words on your plywood...bare plywood or plywood artistry not up to HOA standards will be immediately removed and the owners fined...proceeds going to the National Endowment of Arts.
HBTS homeowners are also being asked to cut their grass now. "Just because there may be a Cat 5 hurricane next week doesn't mean we won't be out there measuring grass length...even if the property is under water" reminded the HOA member. "We have yellow construction helmets like real construction workers so we are inspection ready for up to 180 MPH winds.
Women no longer allowed to drive after 8 pm A new law will go into affect January 2019 prohibiting women from driving after 8 pm in most states. These states to include Missouri and Illinois. This decision comes after several years of studying reports of women drivers and also on crimes against them after 8 pm. Studies show that women are at greater risk in the darker hours. So if your a women and find yourself having to drive at night you will need to find a ride from a male or maybe call uber.
State record catfish caught near starved rock The biggest catfish on record 200 lbs was caught near starved rock. Matt. Mclaughlin . Said he watched Fred ruentner of Mendota Illinois . Fight it for 21/2 hrs before it wore out . Kevin from the lock and damn says he sees them grab turtles. And a rare bald eagle . Any ? May be directed to dnr. 815. 884 5387.
Giant Squid Washes Ashore on Lake Michigan Michigan DNR were called to Leland to the report of a giant squid which had washed ashore. Michigan DNR Marine Biologist Dr. Debra Polowotski arrived at Good Harbor Bay and confirmed the 21 foot-long giant squid to be a very rare fresh-water species of genus Architeuthis. “We thought they were already in Lake Erie, we had no idea they were in Lake Michigan. This is first time there’s been an actual specimen recovered, so this is very exciting”, she said. It is believed that a few of the squid escaped from the Cleveland Sea World complex during the great Northeast blackout of 2003 when they were very young, and somehow made it into Lake Erie. According to Dr. Polowotski, the squid were kept contained in Lake Erie, as the Detroit River is too narrow and shallow for the squid to swim upstream. “They are intimidated by closed-in spaces. They need a lot of room. You have to remember that this is a very big animal”, she said. Dr. Polotwotski also confirmed that the squid is a female and further examination of the corpse indicated that it had recently laid eggs. “Hopefully the walleye can keep the tiny-giant squid population under control, else there is some cause for concern”, said Dr. Polowotski. “Boaters and swimmers really need to exercise some caution”. The animal was discovered by Bob Ritchie and his sister Jill, both of Romeo. “We were just, you know, taking an evening walk along the beach, heading out to the sandbar when we stumbled across it”, said Bob. “We were singing, drinking whiskey out of the bottle, not thinking about tomorrow. But something like this really does make you stop and think”, he said. DNR officials removed the animal from the beach and took it to an undisclosed location for further study.
New Laws in VA to Ban Hiding "painted rocks" in Public Spaces A new law goes into effect September 1st 2017 that will essentially make it a misdemeanor to paint rocks. Even more severe, if you are caught hiding "painted rocks" in public spaces you can be charged with a felony and face hefty fines or even jail time. Lauren Painter, a spokesman for the Virginia Public Health Organization states, "Painting and hiding rocks in and around the country is becoming an epidemic. At first it is just once or twice a week. Before you know it, you are skipping meals and staying awake until early in the morning painting." A former "rocker", who wishes to remain anonymous, told reporters that for her it started out as "...fun family activity. After only about a month, I was forgetting to feed my kids, not sleeping, and hiding the "best rocks" from friends and family. State health officials warn VA residence to contact their local law enforcement immediately or call 800-ROCKHLP if they know someone who has lost control because of the new craze.l, especially if there are children involved