Swiss Chalet to Discontinue Rotissorie Chicken
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Celebrated Canadian chicken chain Swiss Chalet will be pulling the plug on its famous rotissorie chicken this October 1st to shift all focus on to its slow cooked rotissorie beef. "Families want beef," explains executive vice president Gustavo Toro. "Does anyone even really like chicken that hasn't been deep fried? If you're going out for chicken and fries you'd think you'd have the fucking thing deep fried, I mean Jesus Christ who are you fooling?"
The changeover will occur just in time for the new updated Festive Special; a change which will coincide with the replacement of the Lindt chocolates with a scoop of sour keys candies, smartly presented in a clear plastic sandwich bag sealed with a twist tie.
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