Texas Police Officer to be appointed as the new Director of the F.B.I.

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Texas Police Officer to be appointed as the new Director of the F.B.I.

Sept. 20, 2017. Sources at the White House confirm that President Donald J. Trump has made the unprecedented decision to appoint Texas Police Officer Charles L. "Chuck" Gage as the new Director of the F.B.I.. President Trump is quoted as saying "Chuck Gage is a no nonsense kind of Lawman who is not subject to the influence of Politics. He is the man to get the job done!".
We attempted to reach Mr Gage by cell phone for comment, but were advised by a female identifying herself as "Jennifer" that he was unavailable for comment. "Jennifer" advised that Gage was taking a nap after a very relaxing 2 hour massage therapy session at "Happy Hour Massage".
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