Women with big butts turn men into howling werewolfs on a full moon study says.

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Men have been turning into werewolfs when exposed to "Full Moons" a study says. Men will grab onto anything they can, bite their lip, then howl into the night, and hunt that ass down. Women with big butts are to get werewolfs out of their shell so police can arrest these "Full Moon Howlers". "We will be doing alot of stings to draw these creatures out of the public population, so far we have Joshua Owens in custody, who attacked his fiance's big butt last night, and was a full blown werewolf. One less ass monster on the loose in the city" said officer Dick Douchebagger. We will keep this story updated through the Halloween season. Tune in to ksby for more details on tonight's news at 6.

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