Monster to be discontinued

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This just in folks, we are getting word that the company "monster" is to be discontinued. Company CEO Rodney sacks has just said In a statement that " due to unseen events and a plummet in sales, we will be discontinuing monsters. They should be off store shelves by early to mid February 2018". Rodney sacks is said to be stepping down from CEO and Hilton schoolsberg will most likely promoted as the last ever CEO of the monster company. They say that they will start of by stopping all "fruit punch" flavors immediately and slowly taking off the rest of the flavors. This is charlotte spiebeg reporting for you from breaking news 365

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