Stamford Man :Philip Markey gets caught stealing sex doll
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I’ve got to hand it to this guy cause he took horniness to the next level. There were times when I was so sexually aroused that I might have done some very questionable things. But one thing that never crossed my mind was breaking into an adult store and stealing a sex doll. Okay, that might have crossed my mind but the next thing that this guy did never crossed my mind at all. Instead of taking his stolen sex doll home like any normal person, he stayed in the shop and made love to it for the next forty minutes and was apprehended by Stamford CT police department.
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