Trump Recruits Norfolk man for WW3

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Trump Recruits Norfolk man for WW3

This just in it set to be around 5 PM on January 3 a guy named by Martin the Cougher Slack was walking around a Food Lion where he accidentally coughed on a woman’s fried chicken. Later that night the woman eat the fried chicken and so did her family Little do they know that the virus he had spread was greater the nuclear weapons the man was immediately arrested and sent to Norfolk jail where he was then released he is currently being processed through military advanced training with they can use his deadly cough to kill masses of Iranians if you see this man make sure you do not breathe the air around you you could be easily contaminated and lose your life be safe and don’t forget never stop slacking!


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