Bigfoot Seen In Southern Ohio
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Batavia, Ohio -- A Hillsboro man was hiking through dense woods in Clermont County when he spotted a large animal that he thought was a black bear. As he approached, the animal stood on two legs and threw rocks at him. The man ran several hundred yards through thick foliage to ask for help from a homeowner. The homeowner reportedly was afraid to enter the woods having seen large black shapes in the trees on other occasions.
Local hunter, George Schenk, says he has observed bigfoot foraging on his property and followed the creatures back to their family units. "The smell is what gives them away. You can smell that stench from miles away. It's like one of them sweaty monkeys at the zoo that can't stop touching hisself," Schenk says. "I had this here statue made of the one that abducted me. They need more females and they'll take human females if they can get one. I had to play along until he fell asleep."
Zoologists from the University of Spitzbergen are combing the area where the animal was seen hoping to pick up a trail or solid evidence of its existence. Skeptics say bigfoot sightings are only bears walking on two legs or possibly a person in a gorilla suit pranking people. Bigfoot experts disagree. They say a species of large primate can easily hide in the wild areas of North America especially one known for being so shy toward humans.
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