Scheer Demands Trudeau to Step Down After Following Him in the Bathroom and Smelling His Crap.
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Far-right Conservative, Andrew Scheer, said that canadians have a right to be angered by the stench of Prime Minister Justin Truedeau's poop, after he followed Justin into the bathroom. Only intending to innocently pull a prank on the PM, Scheer instead got assaulted by the powerful stench of fermented waste.
"People have a right to not stand behind this.", Sheer exasperatedly commented. "He needs to apologize, and step down as Prime Minister."
This is a recurrence of Scheers duty to inform canadians of Justin's missteps. Last week, while monitoring the PM's bedroom window, Scheer caught Justin putting on pajamas with imprinted world flags.
"It wasn't very patriotic of the Prime Minister, and I understand if canadians are confused." he stated.
When asked to comment on the aroma of his own shit, Scheer replied off-hand that Justin seriously needs to purchase better underwear brands, and that the nation wants to make Canada great again.