Area man jumps to his death

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Area man jumps to his death

A local resident today jumped to his death from the window of his home. Living alone in his suburban ranch style house, George Frankenfurter has suffered from a long period of depression after the untimely death of his goldfish, Ginger. Neighbors were shocked to find him unresponsive in his front yard this afternoon.


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