Jugallo Conversion Center Opens in Maltby, WA

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Jugallo Conversion Center Opens in Maltby, WA

Seattle 10-18-2011 10:59am
By Bennie Highbrown

It's the first of its kind! Maltby, Washington is home to the very Juggalo Conversion Center. Juggalos are followers of the Insane Clown Posse, a rap group frim Detroit, Michigan. While some say the group is harmless, trading beer and drugs for Faygo and face paint, others fear the adherents to the Juggalo philosphy are prone to violence and irrational board game purchasing.

"It's time we take care of this problem," said Dr. Kyle Laighner, Corydonologist at the University of Norther Puget Sound. "Maltby is the perfect place to start."

The facility is host to ten beds and involves a rigorous anti-clown treatment curriculum.