SCANDAL IN ATLANTIC CITYS MAYOR OFFICE
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In a new recording delivered to the Press, Councilman Marty "come to my balls" Smalls is shown giving fellatio to Mayor Guardian. Councilman Smalls is heard in the recording saying "I'll do anything to keep my job." At the time of the said incident Councilman Smalls was in a close battle with Toya "the only girl supposed to be bald in the city." When Atlantic City police chief White was asked for a comment he said "Thank shotspotter." (whatever the fuck that means) We even got a statement from the New Jersey Governors office Christie's reported to have said "Shit, I'm about to need a job too." Calls to Marty office went unanswered as he quicky hired attorney Ted "I got you, I used to be the D.A." Housel. Stay tuned for more breaking news at this investigation develops.
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