Making a False Report
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Suspect contacted 911 to report her car was missing from the Wal-Mart parking lot. When the officer arrived on the scene, Suspect was instructed to hit the panic button on her keys while the Officer drove the Suspect around the parking lot. The Officer drove Suspect around the parking lot for about an hour while the Suspect continuously and frantically pressed the panic button. The Officer finally concluded that Suspect's car must have actually been stolen, so he made a report and offered to transport the Suspect home. When the Officer pulls up at the Suspect home, the Suspect realizes that her car is in the yard and remembers she rode to Wal-Mart with her sister. The Suspect giggles and says "my bad" and the Officer exclaimed "mine too", drives by the house and takes the Suspect straight to jail. The Suspect's sister is still at Wal-Mart waiting for the Suspect to come out of the restroom.
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