County Deputy Sheriff slims down

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Lackawanna County Sheriff Rob Haines is no newbie when it comes to picking things up and putting them down. Those items are weights. Most law enforcement officer know Rob as a bulky, can't wipe his toosh type of fella. Well not anymore. Rob has transformed his bulky physicue to that of a slender marathon runner. For details on how to transform your body to a fragile, skinny individual contact Rob for details and a personal workout with the man himself at your local GloboGym.

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