Local man creates better mousetrap
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Local route salesman Jay J Geiger thinks he may have developed the worlds greatest and most humane way of ridding any area of unwanted rodents.Combining his joy of cheese and having moving things inside his pants,Geiger has found want some call an answer to prayer."After a night of boozing I was I my truck and fell asleep while eating some bolony and cheese.Apparently some cheese fell into my open fly,and and I awoke hours later with at least 12 furry mice eating the cheese and nudging my nutsack.I admit I did enjoy it for about ten minutes then walked outside and the mice fell out my pants leg and scurried into the nearby field."
With his new found knowledge and American spirit,Geiger has started a business using his cheesed up scrotum and roomy shorts he calls,"Cheddersack Enterprises".Google his website for more info....
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