Arnett Woman Corals Reptile
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Lesecular Godzirra of Arnett accomplished and amazing feat of power by capturing the largest human reptile on record. Lesecular admits it was not hard since said reptile lays with his johnson in his hand and humming tunes of the Grateful Dead. She even suggested she could of caught the male reptile while he urinates as he has to squat to pee since he has a vaginal penis.
Neighbors were astounded and amazed when Lesecular brought the reptile home. With long restraining devices hanging from his nose and ears it had been apparent that he was an escape artist of sorts.
When inquisitions were started into if this was a new genius of the Godzirra family of reptiles. Dr. Watt D Phuk of West Virginia University is quoted as saying "Oh Hell No, Let's Hope Not!"
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