Carbondale woman makes FBI's most wanted
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At a news conference this afternoon in Scranton,the FBI confirmed that a woman from carbon dale has been added to there 10 most wanted. Agents from the Scranton office told us that Christine Custard of Carbondale is wanted in connection to the infamous back mountain streaking crimes. Apparently Mrs. Custard along with two unidentified suspects have been reportedly stripping all of their clothes off and applying Crisco in a can to their bodies and then entering local establishments and grabbing all of the cotton candy . The brazing threesome have gone as far as the daring daytime mugging of a18 month old child two days ago at the Weiss market in Carbondale.
Authorities have warned to not approach if seen as Mrs Custard has become highly confrontational when approached. Adding that she is a very slippery suspect, the FBI has set up a tip hotline , if spotted call 888-867-5309.
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