Local man charged in local flacka outbreak investigation

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Local police have release photos of the man believe to be responsible for the distribution of a new street drug called "flacka" local man Luke corsi was found with 40 pounds of flacka in the basement of his home packaging for distribution
When local police took corsi into custody he attempted to bite officers
Corsi had multiple self inflicted injuries including the right ear being torn off and his severe penis in his mouth chewing on it,police warning everybody flacka is a danger too everyone and can lead to injury or worse death

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