Michael Boroden Receives One-Star Rating. Cannot Buy House. Not Invited to Wedding. Life Over.

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Over the week, Michael Boroden, a Charlotte resident, received another one-star rating. Witness to this event claims, "The experience just wasn't meaningful." Boroden will not be allowed to move into the apartment complex he was looking into because the complex has a strict 4.6 rating policy. Boroden was hoping that attending an old friend's wedding would boost his ratings, but after the last one-star rating he has since been removed from the guest list. When asked for comment on his rating Boroden could only reply, "Wraith babes!" and snap his fingers IN AN INCREDIBLY UNCOMFORTABLE PATTERN. For more on this story and others, please stay tuned.

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