Suburban Hobo found in gutter
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Late Wednesday night, local bum found in gutter. Police found Dakota, 23 with a blood alcohol content triple of the legal limit. Somehow still alive, police took him to the drunk tank. No one has come to pick him up in the past 48 hours.
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