Paducah man detained after he urinates on sheep

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Paducah man, David Gates was arrested Thursday night after he allegedly spent an entire day drinking water and urinating on the faces of innocent baby sheep. When confronted about this horrible act, Gates began singing the childhood song Old McDonald before attempting to then urinate on authorities. Gates has been detained in the McCracken Co jail until he can be institutionalized.

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