Customer walks in, you won't believe what happened next

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Friday 28th oct 2016, RAF Lakenheath, today Glenn Taylor had arrived at work expecting another long and boring day.

After spending the last 4 weeks chasing up leads and making calls Glenn was expecting this to be just another day in the office, that wasn't the case.

On the way to work a series of events were unfolding that would change Glenn's day, but would it be for better or worse?

Glenn had jumped into Keith's car everyday as he always does, dreaming of his first of 7 coffees which has become Glenn's morning ritual, however today was going to be different.

For the past few weeks Glenn has stumbled and mumbled his way through his daily lead bank, making calls chasing bank, without much luck, there have been tears, tantrums and even spiritual witch doctor visits, nothing was working, until today.

Our sources have indicated that at around 10.45am today 28th October 2016 a customer walked into Glenn's office.

Glenn shocked at this mysterious visit immediately sat up, smiled and then choked, he was heard mumbling he has forgotten what to say.

A few seconds of awkward silence had passed when Glenn suddenly remember the normal greeting when someone comes to visit, Hello he shouted in excitement, the customer responded with hello and offered a hand shake, sheepishly Glenn reached out and accepted the hand shake.

The conversation moved swiftly along to a truck and Glenn decided at this point, it would be a perfect time to try and change his face colour to bright red, it wasn't working for him or the customer so he moved on the the tried and tested sweat look.

That sweat looked worked perfectly, the customer and Glenn started to talk truck and get the ball rolling, things were going so well, the customer agreed to buy the truck and Glenn enthusiastically whipped out the credit card machine, boom swiped and everything was looking perfect, until it came to signing the receipt, our sources indicated Glenn let out a little whimper as his signature pad wasn't working, trying not to let this throw him off he immediately started pulling wires and asking Jesus for help, no help came.

It was at this point that Glenn was about to breakdown and cry, his eyes watering he looked across the room for help, there was none again.

Out of nowhere he had an idea! He can print the form off and they can use a pen to sign the form.

It was almost like man discovering fire for the first time, a simple pen could solve all his problems, alas he didn't have one.

The customer could see that Glenn was at the end, he was crying and asking for his mom, then it was like god himself had parted the clouds and came to Glenn's help, the customer produced a pen, finally this deal could be signed.

With all the joy and enthusiasm in the world Glenn signed what looks like a 3 year olds handwriting the buyers offer.

The customer was over joyed, Glenn wiping the tears away from his eyes, stood up and announced to the whole office,

I Glenn Taylor have closed a deal, I Glenn Taylor have overcome obstacle after obstacle to make this happen, I have fought in the Lakenheath trenches, I have climbed the BX prospecting stand, I have conquered the corridor or emptiness to make this deal happen.

He was heard roaring I AM GLENN whilst flexing his chest and pulling his balls out.

No one could believe what they had witnessed, a proper good old fashioned customer who said, I'll be back, had actually come back.

There is now a renewed sense of hope in the office, phones have been picked up and people are being called, there is an air of optimism about the office, can they, will they, write another be back today?? Only time will tell.

For now, Glenn is truly enjoying the balls out experience and we wish him all the very best.

The smug twat.

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