Earplugs rolled out nationwide
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The government have had to take drastic action after a surge in wannabe music producers have started hitting the scene. It's comes after Matty Gaunt, 24 was left with severe hearing loss after been exposed to the music of Dean Palfreman, also 24. Matty now has to wear an hearing aid for the rest of his life. We tried to reach the accused for comment but he ever answers his phone. Matty went on to sue dean after been exposed to the work of this monster & learned he's entitled to £3.56 in compensation. He plans to go to B&Q & buy an hammer with this money to smash up his music equipment to prevent anyone else having to suffer. We recently tried to catch up with the victim but he couldn't hear his phone over how deaf he's become.
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