James Parsons found guilty of shipping girls, under 12 from Haiti to cook his food
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A teenager at Lancaster University has been found guilty of illegally purchasing girls, some younger than 2, from Haiti for the sole purpose of cooking his food. Although most of the girls have no prior experience with such high tech machinery, some not even being able to speak yet, Parsons, 18, insists that the ''scran" must be cooked to perfection or the juvenile Haitians will face a brutal whipping. There is said to be around 11 girls living in his flat in very uncomfortable conditions, some being fed less than one baked bean per day. We hope that James will be dealt with accordingly & at least share his child slaves around his House, Bigland 46.
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